listen i love that good omens gave god a female voice and used they/she pronouns don’t get me wrong but that’s been DONE before. you know what they did that hasn’t been done before? they gave us UNSEXY, ROTTING, FEMALE-PRESENTING DEMONS. none of that cw sexualized femme fatale bullshit! positively ODIOUS and FESTERING beelzebub and dagon, weird mutations on their faces and flies circling their heads, sitting around in hell and looking NASTIER than hell. FINALLY SOME GOOD FUСKING CHARACTER DESIGN
I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.
gonna write my own overly specific and seemingly arbitrary do not interact
ok here it is DO NOT INTERACT:
people who wear turtlenecks, people who like the taste of cows milk, apple music users, psych majors, history nerds, gifted kids, adult emos, if you have healthy hair, if you have an eyebrow piercing, aries suns with cancer moons, people who got their drivers license at 16, anyone who follows adam ellis, people without asthma, candle haters, flatsound fans, white men who like marvel, you call yourself a weeb, your name starts with e, white people who call themselves evil, if you had a dear evan hansen phase, theatre majors, ohio state students, people who sleep without stuffed animals, if youve watched the simpsons by choice, people who put their real first name in the uquiz name box, if you understand how a car engine works, you have a professionally cut and/or dyed mohawk, iron man kinnies, people who are good at geography
